Distraught Wife

Distraught Wife.

Distraught Wife


The husband arrived home one evening to find his wife distraught. "I've had a terrible day," she complained. "The baby cut his first tooth; then he took his first step; then he fell down and cut his lip on his tooth."

"What happened next?" the husband asked.

"Then," she added in a shocked voice, "he said his first word!"